"Eat my shorts!"
When Bart Simpson says it, it's a taunt and an insult. When I was working Saturday evening, I got a photo by text message from Marissa that proved it was Peyson's goal. Marissa told me he got to them and started chewing on the cuff before she could intervene. Unfortunately, they were dirty and of the under variety. In the future, I'll make sure the shorts find their way into the hamper. I promise. Anyway, here's the picture I got: