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I have finally joined the ranks of an elite group of (mostly American) men in modern society. I'm not exactly proud of this membership; we don't have meetings, special rings or handshakes, funny little hats, or dark and ominous secrets. We just exist and do what we do every year. There are members from all walks of life including a few CEOs, national leaders, prominent television personalities, ministers, Joe Blows, and Average Guys. I wish I could tell you more now...

but you'll just have to wait until tomorrow when I do my Christmas shopping.